you know it is bad when…

Posted in locks rule, raids on July 7, 2009 by thatcrappylock

Raid Leader: What happened to OtherLock?
OtherLock: I am here!
Raid Leader: Oh I thought you got DC’ed
OtherLock: You know it’s bad when the raid leader thinks you have DC’ed.

who ya gonna call?

Posted in locks rule, pictures with tags on June 15, 2009 by thatcrappylock

lockbusters2

Onyxia Wipe

Posted in raids, video with tags on June 12, 2009 by thatcrappylock

I know it is old but it is funny.

raid chat

Posted in raids with tags , on June 10, 2009 by thatcrappylock

thatcappylock: so, what are we doing?

shadowdps: I need pants

Tank: I have your pants

superiorlock: I need underwear

thatcrappylock: is this an orgy or a raid?

Tank: is there a difference?

Raid Leader: I don’t think there is a “looking for group sex” channel, but I can check.

In Westfall

Posted in noob with tags , on June 4, 2009 by thatcrappylock

Rogue: *stealth and sneaking up on target*
Shaman: *runs up and kills target*
Rogue: WTF!!!?? I know you saw me going for that!
Shaman: Well don’t stay invisible so long dumbass
Rogue: HEEEELLO! Rogue here. That is what we DO!!! Noob!
Shaman: *logs*

RaId

Posted in looking fo group channel with tags on June 3, 2009 by thatcrappylock

[looking for group]: Anyone wanna raid hogger?

…shift click name: Level 80 Mage

lol

gold sellers

Posted in you need gold? with tags , on June 2, 2009 by thatcrappylock

jdklaoie: hi! you there?

thatcrappylock: no

jdklaoie: you gold need?

thatcrappylock: yes

jdklaoie: I give you gold

thatcrappylock: cool. you got my name, send it in game mail

jdklaoie: no. you buy.

thatcrappylock: you just said “give” that implies free. if you are going to do this whole gold selling gig you need to learn how to do it properly.

jdklaoie:?

thatcrappylock: exactly. Now go away before I taunt you a second time.

10 minutes later
suzyhjke: hi! you there?

…/sigh

General Channel

Posted in The General Chat with tags , on June 2, 2009 by thatcrappylock

1. man my mom iz mkin’ meh log.
2. your a idiot. lern too spel.

crappylock: /sigh

HoL

Posted in Heroic Dungeons with tags , , , on June 2, 2009 by thatcrappylock

in a pile on the floor after a major “blizz” hiccup

Dead DPS: man, that hurts.

Dead Tank to dead dps: Your feet stink.

Wintergrasp

Posted in BG with tags , on June 1, 2009 by thatcrappylock

Standing at the portal

Lazy Night Elf: Can I get a lock to summon me?

CrappyLock: It says you are in Dalaran. Why would you need a summons?

Lazy Night Elf: My feet hurt.