Overheard in WoW

you know it is bad when…

thatcrappylock — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 06:01:10 +0000

Raid Leader: What happened to OtherLock?
OtherLock: I am here!
Raid Leader: Oh I thought you got DC’ed
OtherLock: You know it’s bad when the raid leader thinks you have DC’ed.

who ya gonna call?

thatcrappylock — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 08:49:35 +0000

Onyxia Wipe

thatcrappylock — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 01:53:15 +0000

I know it is old but it is funny.

raid chat

thatcrappylock — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 08:18:40 +0000

thatcappylock: so, what are we doing?

shadowdps: I need pants

Tank: I have your pants

superiorlock: I need underwear

thatcrappylock: is this an orgy or a raid?

Tank: is there a difference?

Raid Leader: I don’t think there is a “looking for group sex” channel, but I can check.

In Westfall

thatcrappylock — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:35:27 +0000

Rogue: *stealth and sneaking up on target*
Shaman: *runs up and kills target*
Rogue: WTF!!!?? I know you saw me going for that!
Shaman: Well don’t stay invisible so long dumbass
Rogue: HEEEELLO! Rogue here. That is what we DO!!! Noob!
Shaman: *logs*

RaId

thatcrappylock — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 15:56:38 +0000

[looking for group]: Anyone wanna raid hogger?

…shift click name: Level 80 Mage

lol

gold sellers

thatcrappylock — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:24:53 +0000

jdklaoie: hi! you there?

thatcrappylock: no

jdklaoie: you gold need?

thatcrappylock: yes

jdklaoie: I give you gold

thatcrappylock: cool. you got my name, send it in game mail

jdklaoie: no. you buy.

thatcrappylock: you just said “give” that implies free. if you are going to do this whole gold selling gig you need to learn how to do it properly.

jdklaoie:?

thatcrappylock: exactly. Now go away before I taunt you a second time.

10 minutes later
suzyhjke: hi! you there?

…/sigh

General Channel

thatcrappylock — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:17:36 +0000

1. man my mom iz mkin’ meh log.
2. your a idiot. lern too spel.

crappylock: /sigh

HoL

thatcrappylock — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 05:50:33 +0000

in a pile on the floor after a major “blizz” hiccup

Dead DPS: man, that hurts.

Dead Tank to dead dps: Your feet stink.

Wintergrasp

thatcrappylock — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 23:34:11 +0000

Standing at the portal

Lazy Night Elf: Can I get a lock to summon me?

CrappyLock: It says you are in Dalaran. Why would you need a summons?

Lazy Night Elf: My feet hurt.